LOVER(BOY/GIRL/THING/ROBOT)ISH CHEESEFEST

created in a little less than 5 days. organized by huey! a collection of art, images, poetry, and songs.
times this page almost got nuked: twice the hand of the shame meter is a force to be reckoned with
total # of members who contributed: thirteen


soulseek says: haha. first


l3gacy says: ♪ i can't tell one from the other / did i find you or you find me?


kiki says: look i kinda fucked up the proportions on this one but i hope you get my vibes


coby says: GO MY COGESONA


auto-responder says: i can't draw


jodie says: this is my first time writing a poem i hope it turned out ok ;_;

Association

Something strage is happening today
The wind is twisting
West
Blows the hood onto my head as I
walk down the road, to the gas station

On the porch of a picturesque house up ahead
There are two people talking, I slow my gait
And while I cannot hear anything they're saying
A sweet smell of honey graces the street

The one sitting closest to the road
(I was noticably staring, accidentally)
Notices me.
They wear purple and gold, and smile
and wave in gentle motion
(I wave back with my phone in my hand, accidentally)

The wind picks up again
And is warm like a hug
I can't help but think of you
And my cheeks tinge red


giiva 1 says: im chill i promise :pray:


v says: i dont have anything cute OR funny to say for this ummmm um


aus says: i'm no poet or writer or artist or anything. the best i can do is offer you one of the more simple and easy meals i know how to make.

Aus' modified Kraft cup mac and cheese

First bit of prep still applies. Fill the container with water to the fill line and microwave for 3 minutes and 30 seconds. Add the cheese powder in first thing.
Now is the modification: it helps if you have cheese out before the cup comes out of the microwave, so that it has more time to melt in the cup. Add about a slice's worth of mild cheddar cheese, and stir. Add a small square of butter as well, and stir. This gives the cup mac and cheese more life and richness. :)


soulseek says: ok i have something real this time. go my kickara

OH MY GOD THIS GIF LOOKS LIKE ASS NOOOO...... well ok here's the video version


farfalle/data says: stanza one written by ddv, second one written by me

A Study in the Safe, and What Qualifies as Home

The streetlights guide me home, as does
The handrail guide my decent down the stairs, as does
The instruction manual guide my hand, as does
Your voice, on a call, guide me home.

There is comfort in the simplicity of me and you together
The affectionate pass of playing games and watching one another work
On some random thing; It is not the activity that matters,
But the act of being there at all for one another.
I think that is safety. I think that is home.


huey says: hi kiiva! you probably don't know me because i'm not around for you to talk to much, but i'm a member quite literally in charge of making people happy. my job is mostly internal, but (if i recall correctly) you have a hard time around valentine's day. hopefully this project extends a little joy to you, we all worked hard to coordinate enough to pull this off! i hope it's not too overbearing...

here's a piece from ALL of us, in really shitty quality for some reason because i suck at pictures!



"diary" entries made about you

11/19/24 ~ "Having a crush might actually be a diabolically evil experience to have as a human being. When I think about [you] for a little too long, I get all shaky and weak and tremble like no tomorrow. I tremble the same way I do when I have to tell someone something important, or tremble like I'm getting lectured or yelled at. [...] I love [you] a lot. I don't think I'll ever have the guts to do more than make vague jokes about how I feel about [you]. Confessions make me feel like I should hide away in a cave, never to be seen again. I confess and then become a missing person. [...] [You have] been my friend for quite a while, and I'm not confident that [you]'d see me as more. But I can hope and pray and manifest and daydream about it being or becoming the case. I can pour myself into it, but it just doesn't work like that. [...] I miss [you]. I get excited when I see [you] [...] I wonder what [you]'ll be up to today. I always feel guilty about missing people, like it's a sin or something." (uncredited)

2/7/25 ~ "oh my god save me girl in my phone" (jodie)

2/7/25 ~ "being in love and being loved actually kinda does wonders for your mental health and general outlook on life. like things can't even be bad right now at all because i love you. if someone tries to ruin my day it won't work because i love you" (soulseek)

2/8/25 ~ "im getting like evil clingy i cant stop thinking about you IM KILLING YOU!!!!!!!!! because i like you too much" (l3gacy)


scheming chatbox for gardenhomian freaks

soulseek: is this page retro enough. i want it to look like ass but like endearingly.
l3gacy: boy forgot tha damn css. we aint even trying no more
soulseek: my bad. it's back
kiki: wish the page bg was animated........ probably should also get rid of the nuke counter. adding diary section
auto-responder: standardized capitalization on this page
huey: added my final thoughts... 2 days early ^^;
farfalle/data: IT'S FINISHED!!!! We WON Valentines. We SOLVED Valentines.